Worried about your words?


Is your business stalled because you don’t have the words to fix it?

My name is John.

I solve problems.

And write stuff. I solve your problems mostly by writing stuff. I mean, if your problem wasn’t copy related, it’s kind of weird to look for solutions here. I’m not judging, but you know what I’m saying.

I don’t just write copy. I work with you to find out where exactly the problem lies in your messaging, and I solve the problem.

This is tactical copy that gets your project from “AAaaah, I don’t want to do this project” to “AAaaah, this project is amazing! And it was so easy! Thank you Wonder Web Copy!”

“John helped me understand how clients experience my website. I offer a complex, high-level service and he helped me see my business from their perspective so I could get clear on how to communicate with them. He has deep expertise and knowledge and is a great communicator.

And it was fun working with him. It was a mix of structured and “go with the flow” that was exactly what I needed. We started small, but everything was going so smoothly, we ended up redoing the whole website.

Now the website looks great! It’s at the top of the Google search! I’m getting unsolicited leads just from the website itself. And it’s super helpful to have a place to send prospective clients that really shows who I am, what I do and how I can be of service. ”

Rebecca Shah — Executive Consultant

A bit about me

Over the last four years I have built a successful web design agency on the simple premise that most websites flounder when clients prioritize tech over the words. A website is just words and pictures after all.

Before becoming a freelance copywriter, I was a teacher in a therapeutic school for awesome teens who hate everything. To be fair, they usually had some pretty compelling reasons.

Before that I was a Zen monk. I am a patient man.

At night I play guitar in a slowcore band. So very patient.

This is me.

For reference.

There are people in the world ready to buy what you are offering.

They are this close. What are the words they need to hear to take the next step? 

Once you find it, it's a simple thing. Flicking a switch.

If you can flick that switch, your business is on autopilot.

Here are some of the things I can help you with:

  • I can write or rewrite your whole website so it makes you money while you are teaching your cat to talk to you with buttons.

  • I can write your email funnels to do the same. The money thing, not the buttons thing.

  • I can help you with your site’s SEO, write or rewrite copy to please the SEO deities.

But that is just a start. I can also:

  • Write a Brand Voice Guild for your organization so that anyone can write for you and make it sound like you.

  • Write your LinkedIn profile so it that people read the whole thing and still want to know more about you.

Everyone’s business is unique, so I am flexible.

  • I can help you with stuff I’ve never heard (assuming it is copy)

  • I can help you with stuff you’ve never heard of (it we agree you need it)

  • I can’t help you with stuff neither of us have ever heard of. But ask and we might be able to figure it out.

Let’s make your business work better.

Schedule a consultation.

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